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 Nov 13 2006, 05:31 PM
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 Almost In Memphis  Group: Special Members Member No.: 12 Joined: 30-May 05 Posts: 681 From: Somewhere out there  |
A woman had recently cremated her husband and is sitting with the urn at a picnic table at their favourite spot on the cliffs overlooking the ocean. She empties the contents over the table and begins to talk to the ashes, whilst running her fingers through them.....
"Bob" she says "Remember that dishwasher you promised me? Well I bought it out of your life insurance." After a few seconds, she speaks again. "Bob, do you remember the car you promised me? Well I bought that from the insurance money too." A few more seconds go by, then she says "And, Bob, the diamond ring you promised me? Yep, bought that too." A minute goes by and all the time she's running her fingers through her dead husband's ashes. Then she suddenly says... "Bob, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes.......!!!!!!!" -------------------- Michelle
 "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day .............................and may their arms be too short to scratch!!!"   |
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Nov 13 2006, 05:41 PM
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Down in the Jungle Room Group: Special Members Member No.: 419 Joined: 3-April 06 Posts: 2,178 From: U.K |
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Nov 15 2006, 10:00 PM
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 At The Gates Of Graceland  Group: VIP Member No.: 8 Joined: 27-May 05 Posts: 1,774 From: Worcestershire, UK |
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(IMG:http://elvis-tkc.com/forum2/style_emoticons/default/bye1.gif) -------------------- Jules
Mrs Nightrider R.I.P BAZZA BABY!    |
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