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kissmequick
post Aug 28 2006, 02:33 AM
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WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

LOUD SIGH:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS:
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

You Can Thank me later guys!


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post Aug 31 2006, 08:48 AM
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Ohhh, some arguments just won't be the same now that the men are 'armed' [img]style_emoticons/default/gunsmilie.gif[/img]

[img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]


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post Sep 1 2006, 06:22 AM
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QUOTE (Devil In Disguise @ Aug 31 2006, 03:48 AM) *
Ohhh, some arguments just won't be the same now that the men are 'armed' [img]style_emoticons/default/gunsmilie.gif[/img]

[img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]


I think we are safe none of them have posted to this! I don't think they found it! [img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]


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post Sep 3 2006, 11:44 AM
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hehe Donna,
GREAT posting [img]style_emoticons/default/cool2.gif[/img]


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post Sep 3 2006, 02:45 PM
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I think we already know them all [img]style_emoticons/default/wink.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]


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post Sep 3 2006, 03:01 PM
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I don't use any of them...except THANKS [img]style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif[/img]


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QUOTE (Devil In Disguise @ Aug 31 2006, 08:48 AM) *
Ohhh, some arguments just won't be the same now that the men are 'armed' [img]style_emoticons/default/gunsmilie.gif[/img]

[img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]


[img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]


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QUOTE (NightRider @ Sep 3 2006, 03:45 PM) *
I think we already know them all [img]style_emoticons/default/wink.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif[/img]

Ooohhhh, I'm telling on you............Ju, hey, Ju......... [img]style_emoticons/default/devil.gif[/img]

[img]style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif[/img]


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