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![]() Administrator ![]() Group: Administrator Member No.: 1 Joined: 27-May 05 Posts: 17,945 From: Worcestershire, England ![]() |
We are getting alot of spam members...i am having to delete a fair few each day. If you are wanting to join us and i have deleted you in error, please send me an email and i will sort it for you. I do look closely at all of them...but may not get it right 100% of the time... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/undecided.gif)
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![]() At The Gates Of Graceland ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Special Members Member No.: 31 Joined: 31-May 05 Posts: 1,839 From: HIGHLANDS of SCOTLAND ![]() |
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![]() Down in the Jungle Room ![]() Group: Moderators Member No.: 22,212 Joined: 5-April 09 Posts: 3,135 From: Ontario Canada - Home of Collingwood Elvis Festival ![]() |
Thanks KEV - needed that - very cheery (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) -------------------- ![]() |
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![]() At The Gates Of Graceland ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Special Members Member No.: 31 Joined: 31-May 05 Posts: 1,839 From: HIGHLANDS of SCOTLAND ![]() |
Thank you!.
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![]() Down in the Jungle Room ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Member No.: 4,599 Joined: 23-September 07 Posts: 3,956 From: England/Manchester ![]() |
Monty Python,s "Spam" song is on this 1972 album.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/LSHIC.gif)
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![]() At The Gates Of Graceland ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Special Members Member No.: 31 Joined: 31-May 05 Posts: 1,839 From: HIGHLANDS of SCOTLAND ![]() |
All together now ...
Customer: Morning, Waitress: Morning. Customer: What have you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon Egg and spam Egg, bacon and spam Egg, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, bacon, sausage and spam Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!) Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam That's not got much spam in it Wife: I don't want any spam! Customer: Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage? Wife: That's got spam in it! Customer: Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it? (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...) Wife: Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then? Waitress: Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! Wife: What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress (to choir): Shut up! (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Customer: Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it, I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam! (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut Up!! Baked beans are off. Customer: Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and spam? Choir (intervening): Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! -------------------- |
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